THE DAVE JONES CLOCK - BUY ONE TODAY!
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The Dave Jones Collection of Clocks....
Impeccable timekeeping, only ever five hours fast!
Reliable to the second (give or take five hours)
An ideal gift for anyone who cannot tell the time!
Dave says:
"These clocks are from my very special collection. They are way ahead of their time, especially where football matches are concerned.
"These very same clocks were used in Reginald Perrin's Grot Shops. You can afford to miss out! Buy one today."
Purchase your clocks from Belle Vue on any match day, but make sure you turn up at 2.30 and not 7.30pm.
Dave adds:
"If you think these are the genuine article, I'm winding you up.
"And no, they are not available on tick"
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I'm sure the WPL will have some Dave!
They had the wrong kick off time for Llanelli v Carmarthen on their own official site and it was them that sanctioned the fixture!!!
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What a great resuocre this text is.
Touchdown! That's a relaly cool way of putting it!