USELESS FACTS - VOLUME TWO
THERE is a football club in Norway called FART.
Fotballaget Fart is based in Vang. They play home games at Fartbana Stadion. The club has both men's and women's teams; the women play in the 1st division while the men currently play in 3rd division group 7. The women lost 7-0 at home on Sunday - totally blown away they were.
The club is noted for its fighting qualities on the field, regularly coming from behind.
The club's website address is: www.fartfotball.no
FART FC'S LATEST SIGNINGS:
Dean Windass
Kevin Breeze
John Bumstead
Victor Trumper
Walter Winterbottom
Gust Poyet
Stuart Ripley
Allan Clack
Lopez Ufarte
Wynd Davies
Ces Fabregas
Manager: Paul Ince (The Guffnor)
Coach: Samantha J-anus
Tune in next for week for another useless fact.
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Danny Shittu would be an ideal sweeper.
Actually, the draw has been made for the first round of "Towns with ridiculous place names who have a football club Cup" :
Titty Hill FC (Sussex) vs Thong FC (Kent)
Muff AFC (Ireland) vs Wetwang FC (Yorkshire)
Bald Knob (Arkansas) v Twatt FC (Orkneys)
Shitterton (Dorset) v Cockup (Cumbria)
Bangor City (Wales) v Oswestry (England)
Looking forward to an attacking final between Sussex & The Orkneys' representatives!?
Hahahahahahahahahaha! You truly are making a cult of yourself with these useless facts Dave, this latest one is totally useless but very funny. It's good to see humour still exists in football. Let's arrange a friendly with Fart FC so that Big Joe will be forced to announce to the press we are playing a bunch of farts hahahahaha!Also I think Alan Bickerstaff would sound funny having to talk about farts as he is pretty well spoken. Also imagine the board outside the ground Rhyl v FART hohohohohohoho!
Any chance of a billion dollar takeover from Donald Trump?