AS IF ONE HOT ITEM TODAY WAS NOT ENOUGH - IT'S RUBBERTY LEE!!!!

Well tomorrow is the big day - Rhyl versus Bognor. This Bognor does not contain Cyrille Regis though, but a collection of Rhyl rejects, Nomads ne'r-do-wells, Scouse fairground workers and a Wales Under-23 international who would have joined the Lilywhites last season had it not been for Bullying Crunch.
You could most certainly beat a Bit of Bully in his case. Beat him with a shitty stick. Now let's see what's on offer on.....
Bully's Prize Board!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Innnnnnnnnnnnn 1 - It's a free ride across the Menai Straits in Les Davies's shorts.
Innnnnnnnnnnnn 2 - a copy of the (s) hit DVD Cowardly Off-The-Ball Antics by Paul Smith.
Innnnnnnnnnnnn 3 - a year's supply of scrap iron from Farrar Road.
Innnnnnnnnnnnn 4 - a copy of the book How to Win the North Wales Challenge Cup by Peter Davenport.
Innnnnnnnnnnnn 5 - a video of the 2006 Welsh Cup Final.
Innnnnnnnnnnnn 6 - a year's supply of Black Moroccan from Lee Eason.
Innnnnnnnnnnnn 7 - a night out in the Octagon with Bognor's hooligan fans
and Bully's Special Prizzzzzzzzzze - a guided tour of Gwyn Pierce's Owen's wallet.

No predictions for tomorrow except if the result goes Rhyl's way you'll get a shedload of excuses from the Bognor lot - the worst losers in Welsh football.
"Rhyl were too physical", "they bullied us off the ball", "Lee Hunt used his elbows too much".
It is a man's game Bognor and such excuses about the physical nature of the game is rich coming from a team which includes Welsh football's biggest hacker in Craig Hatchet-inson and a keeper whose way of getting one over on an opponent is clattering someone off the ball.
MID-WALES MADNESS
Caersws away was quite a day. Super result, but bruddy awful weather. Great to see us stuff the Blueturds and especially that loudmouth git of an official they've got with the curly hair and the moustache, looks a bit like Gene Wilder's elder brother. Never stops he does, nasty, personal comments all through the game. Imagine living with a grouch like that.
Mighty White came good too - he delivered the bread all right (good job I deleted those acid comments you made about him the previous week Rubberty - Dave).
Apparently our esteemed Blog Leader Dave copped a ball in the face in the warm-up - might improve his looks ho ho ho! (hope you're enjoying your last column Rubberty - Dave).
Then it was 90 minutes of supporters' roars led by the young drummer who started off out of synch monobeat but towards the end his rhythms were positively tribal - maybe not Killing Joke but certainly not a joke either.
Tommy was in great voice, Dyer too, and Foghorn Ann Jones won't need a loudspeaker for her next election campaign, they could hear her back in Rhyl.
Caersws is a miserable place, even worse in rain and snow, and the PA music was trash can arizona. All they played was that Umbrella song, was it perhaps an attempt at Mid-Wales wit because of the rain ? If so it didn't work, why not play Rain on My Parade by Japan or Rain by The Cult, and I didn't win the Golden Goal although someone from Rhyl did - jammy focher.
Am I bitter? Am I bitter?
Altogether now...............Pint of Young's for Rubberty please!
Yours in Splodges
Brownskill "Rubberty" Lee

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